We are in the golden era of ass my friends, never before has there been such abundant imagery of great asses readily accessible at your fingertips. Your great grandfather couldn’t have even imagined the amazing times we’re living in. Now when we made this list, we were looking for a very particular type of ass. We’re not looking for the giant freak show asses, that’s a different category entirely, you can save that for WorldStar. We are connoisseurs of ass aesthetics and conducted a detailed analysis delving into factors of plumpness, separation, symmetry, firmness, shape, waist to hip ratio, and even imagined booty smell. We didn’t specifically choose fitness models but I think it’s pretty clear that all these girls know their way around a squat rack. Allow us to be your internet tour guide to tooshy.
We spotted Jen Selter early on at about 25k followers when she first started getting popular on instagram and I was just like damn, that’s a sensational ass, this is big news. Let’s start the show…
This Florida resident and native of Brazil was born in 1996 and has very special glutes. I’d like to call for extra attention to the fullness and separation of the buns.
Take a look at this hidden treasure. This fashion killa has a perfect little fat ass with excellent symmetry and roundness, big things to come in the future from this chick, mark my words.
Justin Bieber’s main squeeze has a succulent and juicy rump that might literally knock the wind out of your lungs. All the pop and separation of Selter but a bit more size and a pretty face to boot.
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The fattest derrière on our list, seriously just a super human ass with mind blowing dimensions.
A member of “Taz’s Angels” Some sort of exclusive ass super group who’s members smoke blunts and call each other bad bitches and shit. Their slogan is BBLU “Bad Bitches Link Up” This group has an incredible eye for talent, as two members of this elite ass club are included on our list.
Another member of “Taz’s Angels” This page might take an extra few seconds to load because we included a GIF
When we asked the Spot Me Bro facebook page to nominate girls with a better ass than Selter, Caitlin Rice was the most suggested girl. This Fitness Model also has an entrepreneurial streak and is the Co-Owner of FitNut Training.
Melanie Nunes Fronckowiak
A Brazilian actress, singer, writer and model born in 1988.
Had to save the last spot for our girl Vida. Remember Vida Guerra? She invented this shit. The Cuban born glamour model made a splash in 2002 when images of her and her fat ass made rounds on the internet and resulted in millions of frustrated men masturbating furiously. She peaked a bit before the social media era but prime Vida beats Jen 9 times out of 10.
Bonus girl up next, added due to reader demand:
That concludes our list. Thank you for tuning in. What do you think of our picks? Leave any other nominations in the comments below: