Bob Couch – Pump Iron – Strong Candidate for Best Song Ever

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Bob Couch is a man that gets it. Talk about simplifying and breaking it down. A true American hero. I can’t believe it took us 25 years to find this gem, god bless the internets.

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Bob Couch – Pump Iron Lyrics ♫
Well working real hard I’m just a middle class man, working for a man that I can’t stand.
Sometimes it takes all I got to get me through the day.
So when I get home about half past five, I need to do something that helps me unwind.
I need to do something that keeps me from going insane.

I need to pump iron.
I need to push out another set.
I need to pump iron.
I got to work off all this sweat.
You see but working out my muscles I’m relaxing my mind and after an hour or two I’ll find, my whole outlook on life is shiny and new.

Now it’s saturday morning and I want to sleep in, but the nextdoor neighbor’s dog is barking again. The wife and the kid been bugging me to go for a ride. But a week’s worth of work is piled up by now, and I’m expected to get it done somehow. Then I gotta find the time to do what they wanna do.

Instead I pump iron.
I push out another set.
I pump iron.
I got to work off all this sweat.
You see but working out my muscles I’m relaxing my mind and after an hour or two I’ll find, my whole outlook on life is shiny and new.

If life’s little worries are bringing you down, you might want to try this thing I found. I think it will do for you what it’s doing for me.

One other thing that I ought to mention, working out your muscles you’ll be drawing attention from the opposite sex if you know what I mean.

You need to pump iron.
You need to push out another set.
You need to pump iron.
You got to work off all this sweat.
You see but working out your muscles you’re relaxing your mind and after an hour or two you’ll find, your whole outlook on life is shiny and new.

You see but working out my muscles I’m relaxing my mind and after an hour or two I’ll find, my whole outlook on life is shiny and new.


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