Some days, the lifting culture is more difficult to understand than Stephen Hawking using text-to-speech to describe string theory. Why do we really do it? Is there a gym rat gene, like the heatedly contested gay gene, or is it environmentally produced, malignant form of OCD? Whatever the motivation is, you’ll never be as big as you want to be, no matter how many roadkill-looking hunks of chicken you throw down, because honestly, who cooks with finesse when trying to hit a 250 gram daily protein quota?
No matter how f*cked it may be, we love it, and we’re not stopping any time soon. The video on the next page deftly sums up a crash course on modern society’s lifters.