Dilemma: You are a busy guy and don’t have the time to workout or eat correctly. You want to look jacked but not too jacked—and certainly not all the time. Wouldn’t it be nice to have a shredded physique you could turn on and off at the push of a button? Sometimes you just need a break from the constant attention of women.
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“Men today care about their appearance and their health, but are unwilling to compromise comfort,” states creator Heather Thomson, “That’s why I have fused fashion and function in the creation of a new version of the classic men’s undershirt that provides unique benefits without sacrificing comfort.”
Just be careful your girlfriend doesn’t t make you take your RIPT FUSION shirt off next time you go swimming. In the mean time, if you decide to hold out for the real thing, we strongly suggest you check out The 3 Most Effective Ab Exercises You’ve Never Heard Of. Some seriously unconventional stuff in there that might help you take your ab game to the next level, for serious. Check it out!
No wonder those chumps went out of business, we work hard for this muscle.