Gymnast Stuck in window after trying to collect her poo

You read that right.

Failing to dispose of a poo “that wouldn’t flush” left an amateur Gymnast from the UK stuck between two windows.

The woman was left trying to retrieve the poo after throwing it from the window in the hopes it would land in the garden whilst on a tinder date.

Upon resting itself on a ledge, her and her date decided the best option would be to try and retrieve it. Rather than leave it as an ornament or bird feeder.

Panicked look in her eye

Girl-trapped-trying-to-retrieve-poo

Student Liam Smith was met by the unnamed girl with a “panicked look in her eye” , who told him about the “offending package” being stuck.

Liam, resident in a shared house, decided the best course of action would be to get a hammer and break the poo free.

But his date, as you’d expect of a gymnast, decided to try and contort her way into the tight gap and retrieve the problem herself.

Climbing through the window, she became stuck and was left hanging head first. Face to face with her unflushable foe.

It’s at this point she became stuck.

“I was starting to grow concerned, so I called the fire brigade and once they had composed themselves, they set to work removing her from the window.”

Liam Smith in a radio interview

Eventually the window had to be smashed by fireman who arrived on the scene.

Frustratingly times were a little hard for Liam, so he decided to recoup the cost of the broken window through a crowdfunding page.

“Problem is, I’ve been quoted north of £300 to replace the window and as a postgraduate student, that is a significant chunk of my monthly budget.”

The crowdfunding page has already made more than £1200 and Liam has offered to donate the extra money between charities.

One that supports firefighters.

The Spot Me Bro team is going to be away researching what Gymnasts eat.

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