Brock Lesnar Responds to Steroid Accusations Like You’d Expect He Would

“What do you want me to say? I’m a white boy and I’m jacked, deal with it.”

 

“What do you want me to say? I’m a white boy and I’m jacked, deal with it.”

That was my response when a woman in Sports Authority asked why I was buying a track suit; however, the issue remains that Brock looks as if he could’ve scored a role in Lord of the Rings, and I’m not talking about an elf or an actual human.

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Context Is Key

Brock Lesnar’s Tale of the Tape

Age – 38

Weight – 264 pounds (119.7 kg)

Height – 6’4″ (190.5 cm)

Granted, Lesnar is a farm-strong mass monster from North Dakota, but he hasn’t taken a fight since 2011. He sports a record of five wins and three losses, giving the obvious experience advantage to his newest opponent, Mark Hunt (12 wins and 10 losses). Strap in, UFC 200’s co-main event will a slug fest first, professional fight second.

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